When I first created my profile I noticed that as I viewed some of the features and settings of my membership space that this rather bold challenge was made upon me:

"Devious Journal
random-event has not been devious enough to make an entry into his/her journal!"

"Not devious enough!!!" I exclaimed! "Well, we'll see about that now won't we!" I thought to myself, all brimming with piss and vinegar.

I pondered for hours and hours, trying to think of the perfect journal entry. Something that would boggle the mind of anyone who read it. Something so awe-inspiring and profound that the reader, even upon simply glancing at it, would break down in tears at the sheer beauty of the words themselves.

Unfortunately, nothing came to mind and so you have been subjected to this lame ass attempt at a journal entry.

I am really, very, very, whole heartedly sorry for this.

Truely I am.
This is just another Random Event....